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me @ god: can i have a little blasphemy
god: no
jesus: beep can have a little blasphemy, as a treat

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I'm gonna make the tag to force myself to read more and bc I don't wanna spam the tag when I'm not reading the books being discussed in the future uwu

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alright, goodbye. this is great. my day off, no worries, just relaxation. i'm the boss, i deserve this. ah...

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On his profile on Twitter, Bolsonaro published: "2019, our first year of government: the lowest murder rate in the decade. We are on the right side." telesurenglish.net/news/bolson

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"How Steak Became Manly and Salads Became Feminine" - The Conversation getpocket.com/explore/item/how

Sidenote: I never knew "food historian" was a real occupational title but now I'm very interested.

Today on Brasil:
Idk bro I'm tired, TIRED! make it stop I can't TAKE it anymore what is happening anymore I have no idea bc I blink for 1 second and a bunch of shit happens and I'm done I'm DONE like the memes say Brazil's screenwriter is really putting up the extra hours and the effort this is too Much I am convinced I am Inna simulation because of how absurd things are I'm DONE I'll eat my banana and play POKEMON bc I can't TAKE THIS NO MORE

Tune in tomorrow for more (maybe) information about Brasil!

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Pain and outrage felt in #Mexico after another young girl was killed
just a few days after the last femicide.

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#BREAKING | Supreme Electoral Tribunal of Bolivia disables Evo Morales' candidacy for senator.

j knew it was coming and yet I laughed so hard I had cough attack

Millennial and GenZ humor is too funny for me I keep losing it legit this is too much

And Bolsonaro when he got 01 little stab with a kitchen knife was like oh NO I am DONE FOR I'm DYING oh ouchie ouchieeeee!!!!!! Ouch!!!!!! Ouchieeeee!!!!!! Omg they tr. They tried to kill me OWIEEEEE OWWWWW OUCHIE A KITCHEN knife in my TUMMY ouchie omg owieeee take me to hospital owwww ouchi ouchhhhhh ouchie omg is that the Light owie owwwww

BUT LIKE seriously he drove a backhoe against the military police barricade and the military officers who had their faces covered in masks fucking shot him as he DROVE the BACKHOE towards them at like really GOING AT IT and they shot him 2 TIMES WITH A 40 ON THE HEART!!!!!! ON THE HEART
THIS!!!!!! DUDE!!!! GOT UP
AND WALKED
AFTER BEING SHOT TWICE
ON THE HEART DO YOU UNDERSTAND

Stray Kids go too hard on Side Effects it's insane I'll never get tired youtu.be/qx29-5_J-UY

GET BETTER NAMES FOR UR SHIT AMERICA how am I supposed to say he attacked the military police riding a BackHoe against their barricade

I WAS GONNA TALK ABT CID GOMES GOING AGAINST THE MILITARY POLICE WITH A RETROESCAVADEIRA AND I THOUGHT IDK HOW TO SAY THAT IN ENGLISH AND NOW IM LOSING IT

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