Me: I'm feeling alright today!

My brain: everyone you've ever known hates you to some degree, even if they say otherwise

Me: :cricat: okay

Elder boosted

"Ever since the early Neolithic, when the earth was much colder and reindeer more widespread, the female reindeer was venerated by northern people. She was the “life-giving mother”, the leader of the herds upon which they depended for survival, and they followed the reindeer migrations for milk, food, clothing and shelter.

And from the British Isles, Scandinavia, Russia, Siberia, across the land bridge of the Bering Strait, she was a revered spiritual figure associated with fertility, motherhood, regeneration and the rebirth of the sun (the theme of winter solstice).

[A] plethora of “alternative” articles observe the link between Santa’s red and white garb and the Siberian shaman, and consistently refer to this shaman as “him”. Little mention is made that this ceremonial clothing was worn by the earliest shamans in the northern regions who were -and still are – female. In fact, the leader of the Mongolian Reindeer People, according to this source, is a 96-year-old shaman known as Tsuyan."
#deer #goddess #shaman #herstory

Me in the family chat: sex-based oppression exists

My sister, who thinks she was the victim of racism because she got bullied by some cholas in high school: um that's your OPINION sweetie, I take all opportunities afforded to me!

My brother, who lives in the philly ghetto: women have lots of opportunities now, what matters is that you make the most of it. The only cage you're in is the one you make for yourself

Me: 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

Created a D&D discord server, if anyone wants to join! I'm working on a 5e campaign with a futurepunk setting. @drachenstochter already has a character made, and I'm free to help out anybody else with theirs!

Discord server link is

I'm trying a weighted blanket and I have never felt so loved.......... it's like having a cat on my lap without having to worry about getting up

Me: sees a video of bread dough being shaped

Me: .........
Me: I want to SLAPPY that DOUGH

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